so I just got back from the dark knight rises and I’m officially dead bye

when your bestfriend gets a boyfriend and then forgets about you hahaha

emotions are hard

xlexi:

1. The only reason Altaïr can’t swim is simply because the creators of the game found it too complicated and time consuming to integrate swimming mechanics in a game that was already out of schedule.

2. In Constantinople, the sound and ambiance you hear inside the large buildings,…

wizcoylifa:

A bee keeper with terrible amnesia walks out into his backyard. “WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY BEES OUT HERE” he screams in terror.

onedirection:

just close your eyes and ride the rollercoaster that is my dick

onedirection:

one of us just sharted guess who

thankyoujimmyfallon:

Thank you, the Olympic sport of Race Walking, for combining the thrill of racing with the visual of looking like you desperately have to go to the bathroom.

tripudios:

Jacques de Vos

Record Italian freediver Linda Paganelli, ascending in front of one of the caves in the Ras Mohammed National Park just south of Sharm el-Sheikh.

also I’m too lazy to roll over and turn off my lamp fuck